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| Who said English is easy? Fill in the blank with YES or NO 1....i dont have brain. 2..... i dont have sense. 3.....i am stupid | Why newton was shocked when he saw a beautiful girl naked? He found his cock going up , which was against his 'law of gravity'. |
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Which is the most confusing day in America? Thinking? Still thinking? Fathers day |
QS----WHAT IS INVISIBLE SEX ?ANS---A male negro fucking a female negro under moonless night in a coal mine wearing a black condom |
| When u'll ask me whats imp 4 U "ME or UR LIFE"?? I'll say my life than u'll leave me angrily n' go without realizing that my life is only U.. | Q-How wud u tel ur gf if u want 2 go to toilet on 1st date.???? Ans-DEAR Iv 2 GO TO SHAKE HANDS WID MINE CLOSE FREN WID WHOM IM GOIN 2 INTRODUCe u later. |
| Wat ez da diference betwen a new husband n' a new dog?? ANS- after 1 year the dog is still excited 2 see u but not sure of husband!! | Q: A guy breaks up with his GF & pushes her down from da 24th floor.Amazingly she survives.....HOW??A: New WHISPER with wings....Never Lets You Down ! |
| Tumko ho pasand wohi baat kahenge. Tum din ko agar raat kaho to raat kahenge, kyunki? Kyunki?? Pagaal se bahas nahi ki ja sakti!!!! | Lady:What time is it? Sardar : "Bra panties"Lady : (Slaps him) I asked u the time... Sardar: Wohi toh BARAH PAINTEES; (12:35)... |
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Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab
auraton ko MAA kaha karo. Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap bigad jayega |
If a black man has sex wid a white gal usin a pink condom, wat color da child will be? ............. Still thinkin!..abhey he is usin condom.. |
| Similarity betn Gandhiji n Mallika?Dono ne kapde tyag diye, ek ne desh ke liye, doosri ne deshwasion k liye! | Daughter:Mom,that guy gave me rs 10 to climb the tree.Mother:Stupid girl,he fooled u.he wants 2 C ur pantyDaughter:I'm also smart.I didn't wear it..! |
| Take some graphes in a bowl, and pour some graphes in ur hand n' go n' stand infront of mirror. wat do u see? "LANGOOR KE HAAT MEIN ANGUR" he he he | |
| PRACHANDA KO BUDI-" sun nus na hajur,doctor le bhaneko i'm pregnant." PRACHANDA-"malai ta yasma pani DARBARIYA ko haat jasto cha" | Boy asks a girl: How much calcium is there in woman's Breasts?Girl: Woman's Breasts have enough calcium to help a Man's boneless thing standup! |
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Patient: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye? Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye. |
A sardar sees front side of the girls t- shirt and reads. . . . .HANDLE WITH CARE. Next day the sardar wears a jeans pant and writes . . . . .CANDLE WITH HAIR. |
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Meaning of ABCDEFG : A Boy Can Do Everything For
Girls. Reverse the letters GFEDCBA Girls Forget Everything Done & Catch new Bakra Again |
A mother askèd her daughter what do u mean by mangalsutra. Daughter replied :this is the licence to do sex without kamasutra . |
| Gudmurning,hav u done 2 most imp thing dis murnin? 1.pray 2 god so that u can live pleaseantly 2.take a bath so that other around u can live pleaseantly | A judge charged 5400 bucks fine to a man,when asked why 5400 judge replied 5000 for the rape & 8% entertainment tax....!! |
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Gud Morning! Aap ye soch rahe honge ki Raat ko Gud
Morning kaise? Simple! Phone mera, Paise mere, Msg mera, toh marzi bhi meri! Jo marzi aayega wo karunga |
4xtra safety,always use double condom wid chilli powder in between so dat if d outer1brusts she'll know n if d inner1breaks u'll know |
| 1 message received1 cute person sent it1 monkey is reading it1 monkey is angry1 monkey is still reading1 monkey wil 4ward dis msg to anodr monkey !..!..! | A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye?Bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara.Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja.. |