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Man:Is there any way for long life?
Doctor:Get married.
Man:Will it help?
Doctor:No,but the thoughtt of a long life
will never come to you again!

An Intelligent Proposal :
A guy took the gal along wid him on a boat
& at the middle of river he said
'Love me or leave the boat.'

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a best seller?                                                                                                 Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl. 

One day Santa's Girlfriend asks him, Darling, on our Engagement will you give me a RING?                                        Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.

One day Raja and Rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told "Stupid, This was a missed call"

PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time Rs.100  fine, 2nd time Rs.200  fine and 3rd time Rs.500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu.

Terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded aransom of Rs.500000  or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate. I have donated 15 litres.

Collected by:Raunak